I'm proud to announce that I will happily be hosting a monster, mammoth, no-holds-barred garage sale this summer in which ALL the proceeds will go toward the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. There's just one problem: I need stuff to sell!
I need you to hunt, gather, and pillage your homes if you have to! Get rid of all that crap that just sits around collecting dust. Run amock through your attic, your junk drawers, your spare closets, and even your spouse's things (trust me, they'll never know you did!).
I am more than willing to make house calls to pick up your stuff (insert disclaimer here for all of my wonderful friends and family scattered from Houston to Austin to Nashville).
If you can't tell, I'm pretty desperate...I have my fare share of crapola, don't get me wrong, but I sure don't have enough to make this the biggest, baddest-ass garage sale my street has ever seen.
So let me get that junk out of YOUR trunk for you! It'll feel great, I promise!!
My pack-rat guest room closet. Stuff goes in and never makes it out. Including the house guests.Don't laugh. You know you have one, too. Now let's purge it people! Go! Go! Go!
I'm in! And by that, I mean I'm in my garage right now boxing up all these clothes that I was going to take to family services, but will now happily donate to the monster garage sale! I'm warning you. I'm getting a little crazy with the amount of clothes I've bagged up. Might have to join a nudist colony soon. I will be there in an instant if you need the extra help. Just let me know later. Of course, my nudity might be a problem...
ReplyDeleteLaura! I'm so glad you spoke up! I'm so glad to know you've been following my blog and now I can follow yours! I can't wait to watch you succeed and accomplish your goals. I admire you very much! I'll be praying! Oh! Your husband is very handsome. So glad to know you are happy and well. Big hug! Roxanne
ReplyDeleteI have some junk for you. When is the sale?
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